The end times are here

In March, a story went out from the AP that a man had been electrocuted when urinating on a power line.

This part of the story doesn’t show up anymore in the AP archives:

Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn’t see the live wire.

Pimentel said there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger’s body.


There’s an episode of MythBusters in which Adam & Jamie verify whether this mode of demise is possible.¬† They busted it.

This can only mean we’ve come full circle back around to the Age of Myths.

It’s about damn time.